I can't believe I was ever intimidated by...

I can't believe I was ever intimidated by my cat. I was sitting on my back porch, swinging on the swing, when all of sudden I heard, "I will cut you". I turned around horrified, catching the stare from my cat who was sitting behind me sharpening her claws. She never took her eyes off of me. I then realized my cat really was going to cut me. I went back and tried to figure out what I did to her. Then, it hit me. I had been giving her dog food instead of cat food. I turned back and she wasn't there anymore. When I turned back around there was the bag of dog food, as if the cat was giving me her problem. I took the bag inside and fed it to my dog, who enjoyed every bite. From then on the cat would stare at me through the window watching me feed my dog. Her eyes staring into mine every time I fed the dog was getting to be scary. I was so petrified I would shut my eyes so the cat and I wouldn't meet eyes. Of course the food went all over the floor making a loud trickle. Then I woke up and realized I didn't even own a cat.